Sequins
Because of the glut of sequinaphernalia that has currently taken over the high street (culminating in horrors like this

Statements
I love the large, shiny, shouty jewellery so imagine my unmitigated joy when I came across Bea Valdes' site. And who could resist this crystal heart clutch.

Edgy
I'm loving the edgy trend, all those studs, buckles, zips, and high-shine leather are making me come over all tough chick. Pass me a wifebeater, steel capped boots and a grenade. URGH!

Metallics
Winter's hardy perennial, you can't really party without a bit of glam metallic shine now, can you?

Novelty
This trend has got me going a little schizo. One part of me is screaming: NO! This is sooo wrong. The other part is going: Hey it's Christmas, live a little, have a laugh, have a beer. Whichever part of me you agree with, these will cause you pleasure or pain, but tis the season. The wreath? It lights up. Gah!

Next week, I'm doing party shoes.