Excuse me, Miss; your bag seems to have grown a beard
Throw in this extra special matching wallet for bonus nasty points. Nice one Ugg.
My, what a fetching wallet! Are you wearing it for a bet?
Render you enemy speechless by going for a hat trick: bag, purse and cosy, cosy, metallic boots.
Merry Christmas, bitch
Excuse me while I go take a very hot shower to wash off all this fUgg.