Sales and discounts

This'll be a short but lucrative post. Basically, we're all running out of money and so are saving it for essential things like grain and water. This makes the retailers panic and - after they have pulled out their hair and covered themslves with sack cloth and ashes - they think: "time to give the buggers some discounts!"

Below are the ones I know about. Enjoy!:

What: The Secret Sample Sale
Why: Up to 80 per cent off clothing by Prada, Serfontaine, Belstaff and more
When: 29-31 May. Thurs., 1-8 p.m.; Fri., noon-7 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-6 p.m
Where: 20th Century Theatre, 291 Westbourne Grv., W11 2QA (020 7229 4179)

What: The London Accessory Sale
Why: Up to 80 per cent off accessories from Anya Hindmarch, Marc Jacobs, Balenciaga and more
When: 29-31 May. Thurs., 1-8 p.m.; Fri., noon-7 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-6 p.m
Where: 20th Century Theatre, 291 Westbourne Grv., W11 2QA (07900 432661)

What: Yoox online
Why: 25% off plus extra 5%off + free delievery with code - 4day@yoox
When: till 26 May

What: Peacocks online
Why: 20% off with code - MAY0820PT
When: till Midnight May 24

What: Cath Kidson online
Why: 15% off with code - 15CKSD
When: till May 26

What: Aldo online
Why: 30% off selected styles
When: N/A

What: Kurt Geiger
Why: 25% off with code - KGFF08 and free delivery
When: N/A

Sorry about the rush. Don't know about you but I can't wait to get my weekend on! Have a great long weekend and see y'all Tuesday.