Help! I can't decide whether this dress is cute or whether it is the most hideous thing I'd ever seen. It's voluminous, it's metallic, it's empire-waisted, I should like it but I just can't. It's just. Too. Much.
Maybe it's the buttons or the curve of the neckline. Maybe it's because I can all too easily imagine my boobs squashed into that top bit and my stomach sticking out at the bottom like I was nine months gone. Something about the cut is just wrong.
Whatever. The love of a shopaholic is a fickle thing and I am so over this dress. Next!