- Dress up as Michael Jackson?
This scary Halloween mask gave me the fright of my life (that is after I'd recovered from the projectile vomitting jag. Veery effective. Available on ebay.
Duffle coat, Topman; Scarf, Novica; Hat, Kangol; dark glasses, Extreme Eyewear; Baby Born (because you know I had to go there), Hamleys. Post-it notes optional.
- Feel the hairs on the back of your neck prickle as you contemplate this vision of the future.
- Or you could just go visit Westfield shopping centre and turn yourself into braindead shopping Zombie as you fight your way through the bargain-hunting crowds.